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opera singer based in chicago | subby, cubby, occasionally chubby | leather, baseball, music, strategy games, gay life errata, medievalism | single except for Eddie 🐈 and Galahad 🦮
Gonna let this account go dormant, I just find myself mostly using Bluesky and forgetting that this exists. I’m HelluvaBttmCrtr over there if you’re around. ✌🏼 ❤️
as soon as we got access to legal weed almost everybody became extremely uncool and annoying about it
idc if it means I have to be one of the master’s wives, Torgo could get it
the fact that millennial gays chose Hocus Pocus as our official Halloween movie over Addams Family Values was a massive organizational failure at every level
If you liked the title wait till you see the first sentence
I want Jim Cantore to pile-drive me with his forearm on my throat in the middle of a hurricane
Never feel more single than when I scratch my back with a chopstick
Not a South Park fan but the lyric “Water, Helen, water / (She can’t hear or see a thing / This is absolutely pointless)” deserved a Tony
fear me I am the mighty Duke of Che Diaz
I wanted that fkn computer book so bad