the fact that millennial gays chose Hocus Pocus as our official Halloween movie over Addams Family Values was a massive organizational failure at every level
@HelluvaBottomCarter don't blame me, I was always team 'pastels‽'

@bootblackcub @HelluvaBottomCarter
I'll never forget you. You're too weird.

Honestly I never really latched onto Hocus Pocus. It's enjoyable, sure, but I could really watch AFV on repeat.

Also who doesn't want a relationship like Gomez and Morticia? Major life goals there.