Geordie  

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G'day fellas - I'm a #chemist #quokka who worked with @Armstrong  and @Catherine  to discover the world's happiest element  #Quokkium

1/3 of the  #RottnestIslandSpaceAgency #SpaceQuokkas ðŸš€

I'm  #genderfluid and use they/them pronouns. I also enjoy #surfing, #archaeology, and am a frequent dispenser of #chemistry jokes. If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate 

Current Pronounsthey/them
The Discovery of Quokkium! :GeordieIdea:https://hyperfollow.com/moule/quokkium
Space Race through the Quokkasphere :GeordieSpace:https://hyperfollow.com/moule/space-race
"Got any jokes about sodium?"Na. :GeordieHa:

Our regulations and warnings are written in blood. In this case, the blood of whatever project student did this if I catch them.

#Labstodon

i can be trusted with dimethylmercury
You can't spell chemistry without cries
I briefly forgot what flour was called so I ended up calling it "pizza dust". 
I think it's time to embrace my eccentric scientist arc. 
"Order of events" sounds less like a sequence of things that will happen and more like a secret society for events planners 
It'd be interesting if our brains had a "Wrapped" end-of-year statistics slideshow. I'd love to see the top 10 things I overthought that weren't worth overthinking about. 

@TheBreadmonkey not quite as exciting as you hope, but still some good names :

https://visit.cern/sites/default/files/inline-images/Big-Bang-Cafe-Menu-September-2025.pdf

eg, High Energy Quantum Field Panini

I like to imagine the CERN café menu is like...

Large Hadron slider
Pigs hoisin (Higgs Boson)
Tomato-cle accelerator sandwich
Proton shake
Meatball marinara sub-atomic
Cheese string theory pastatronic
Large padrón coriander soup
Quorn-ham mech-sandwiches (quantum mechanics)
Antipasta
Quark-fin soup
Superconductivi-tea

I could go on

Some of your toots scare my Geiger counter