geekysteven

@Geekysteven
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Making nerdy jokes • writes books • (they/them) • BLM/prochoice/🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️• likes comics ⓧ scifi 🖖🏻 video games 🎮
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Pronounsthey/them/theirs
I feel like there might be some correlation between Republicans telling their base to attaxj certain groups of people and those certain groups of people being attacked by Republicans’ base.

[Not realizing Black Mirror episode is just stuck buffering]

"Ah yes, this is excellent social commentary"

LinkedIn: You’re getting noticed

Me: Oh no

I could sign into work and work on my article, but instead I'm watching 2 squirrels fight. This is part of the writing process
"You up?"
4th century, BC
I didn't have Banksy vs Guess on my 2022 Bingo card
"The message we just sent to welcome Earth," the Emperor of the Known Universe said, "can we cancel that?"
"No, it's been sent. It's electromagnetic waves, moving at the speed of light."
"Can we explode a star to drown it out?"
"In theory, yes, but why?"
"There was a typo in it."
#MicroFiction #SmallStories
The giving of fucks is an autonomous function, you cannot simply decide to give fewer
The ropes are learning me.
The Force is the Force
Of course, of course
And no one can talk to the Force, of course
That is of course, unless the Force
Is the famous Qui-Gon Jinn