Michael Gartenberg

@Gartenberg
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Tech Analyst & Advisor ex Apple Marketing Director, Gartner Analyst, & VC. Fan of the Oxford comma.

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This one's too easy. Have at it
To Flip or to Fold?
Nope, it is a joke. It's a dumb joke on both idiots at the same time. We would not be laughing with them. We will be laughing at them https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/01/technology/elon-musk-mark-zuckerberg-cage-match.html
A ‘Cage Match’ Between Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg May Be No Joke

Talks over a matchup between the two tech billionaires have progressed and the parameters of an event are taking shape.

The New York Times
Perhaps she should have just returned it? The number of frivolous lawsuits we received at Apple was just staggering. Most of them were like this
Finally got my invite to Beeper, off to of setup. Pretty exciting for this app. Could be a real game changer.
From @LanceUlanoff
You'd be surprised that how many people think that this isn't true. Or at least foldables won't be any good until Apple introduces one https://www.techradar.com/phones/iphone/theres-zero-chance-well-get-an-apple-iphone-fold-this-year-and-im-bummed
An Apple iPhone Fold can't beat the Pixel Fold if there is no Apple iPhone Fold

Apple i-folds

TechRadar
Is it possible that Apple might have a bit of a confusing product line?
Wow... Really? One heck of an exclusive here.
It is true that when introduced technology is often expensive and perhaps limited in its usefulness but over time gets better, cheaper and becomes a mass market item often more people can afford and weave into their daily lives.

Perhaps this is more the responsibility of the parents who give their kids the devices and allow unfettered access to the platforms than it is the platforms themselves.

Or what the heck, sue whoever has the deepest pockets.
https://www.theverge.com/2023/6/2/23746904/maryland-school-meta-google-tiktok-snap-lawsuit

Maryland school district sues Meta, Google, and TikTok over ‘mental health crisis’

A school district in Maryland is suing Meta, Google, TikTok, and Snap over the “mental health crisis” that social media companies have caused for kids.

The Verge