a second chestnut is roasting on an open fire
Fred Delicious
@Fred_Delicious
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I haven't a clue how this website works, but it's me, the an poo guy
The strongest cat exists. Somewhere a cat is walking around, completely oblivious that it is stronger than all the other cats.
me [doing that thing where you use your finger to make it look like your thumb is splitting in half]
elon musk [visibly confused] 'interesting...'
@Gloves aw that's made me sad :(
@drfootleg a stick hahaha
@ygalanter you are very welcome
Throwback to when my son landed the ultimate role in his school nativity play
I just put my Christmas tree up...
...my ass 😈
doctor - 'and are you sexually active?'
guy who spends 23 hours a day defending elon musk on twitter - 'am I what now?'
@BethanyBlack oh hello friend!! fancy seeing you here