@georgetakei As it is the number 1 rule of language is that I ALONE DECIDE what's correct and what's not, based on my value judgements, I declare that the best way to speak is to do it exactly how the people I like do it.

And those people I don't like?? They're language is hands-down the worst!

I'm not a linguist, and I've never listened to anything they have to say, but I have enough expertise in yapping that I know never to start a sentence with 'and', ffs.

Hey, wait a minute-

@WeirdAlex03 Salutations to the standing in public reading texts from a linguist and murmuring example phrases to oneself gang!

But I'd just like to ask where they put any alt text that actually describes the comics themselves then, since they put punchlines where people would usually expect descriptions. I don't think I have much of a right to talk about alt text, being a sighted person who has only ever needed it in a couple of picture-loading shenanigans before. But it's important, right?

@Mrfunkedude Morning is for mourning how you could still be sleeping if things were different.

I don't read Garfield but I feel like this reply will make your posts feel less Garfieldy by comparison so if that's what you want then I hope that's what happens but if not then I hope it doesn't :)