Some guy, definitely not Ruler of Omicron Persei 8.
Tries to be funny when possible, but rarely succeeds.
Chief of @FWN + @BiteFusion + @VGFusion + @WrestlingFusion.
(See those accounts for the subject-specific toots.)
Firefly
@FireflyFusion
- 5 Followers
- 15 Following
- 150 Posts
@twizzt Off screen: Someone fell into an icehole.
Robin Marx
A. Lee Bennett Jr.
Capivaras
Al Zheimer
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 
I Hope This Email Finds YouI hope this email finds you lying there in a black chiffon negligee and reeking of Scandale and eating chocolates, so much the better.
Fesshole 🧻Whenever I drop something or knock something over that leaves a big mess on the floor, I look straight up and open my arms like I'm Neil Buchanan finishing a Big Art Attack.
Max LeibmanA computer science research lab has developed a simulated Canadian and a simulated Scot that can converse with each other.
It’s a breakthrough in Eh Aye.
It’s a breakthrough in Eh Aye.
Spent over £30 on 2 fillet steaks from the butcher this afternoon. He asked if I was planning a nice dinner with my wife and I didn't deny it. In other news, I've just found out my personal upper limit on fillet steak is 18oz.