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Zhurong Rover Detects Extremely Weak Magnetic Fields on Surface of Mars' Utopia Basin----Chinese Academy of Sciences https://english.cas.cn/newsroom/research_news/earth/202306/t20230626_332516.shtml

Exploring the geometry of the dark Universe https://www.dlr.de/en/latest/news/2023/02/exploring-the-geometry-of-the-dark-universe

“Why did you bring your wheelbarrow into the bathroom?” That’s not the sort of question I thought I’d ever have to ask, but as a parent it feels like a pretty normal question.

When my girlfriend is upset, I let her color in my black-and-white tattoos, because sometimes she just needs a shoulder to crayon