Parenting has reached a new level of difficulty today. My 7yo asked me to give him strawberries without the seeds. They are literally covered in seeds. Oh my.
A toddler was hanging around me at Starbucks while her mom was on the phone, and the barista noticed.
Barista: Hey Kevin. I think you’ve found yourself another kid.
Me: I think I’ve got enough already.
When my toddler does anything even remotely advanced, it’s important that I remind them that they’re a grown up now and need to start paying rent.
My 7yo was asked at school to name something he’d like to collect 100 of. His response was dollars. It’s clever, but it feels like a missed opportunity. He could’ve said he wanted 100 $5 bills!
In the middle of a chess game, my 7yo said “what have I done?” Things aren’t going too well for him.
Tonight my 6yo had his soccer game and I was really impressed by his level of focus. If only he could channel that energy into focusing on the soccer ball instead of a dragonfly. If only…
It appears we’ve reached the stage where my toddler gets angry at me for not letting them stand on the dining table
My 6yo asked if he could buy a pet, but when we said that he had no money he just responded with “that’s okay, I’ve got credit!”
My 6yo freaked out when he saw a moth on the curtains and told me that I needed to get rid of it because the moth kept staring at him
It’s the start of a long weekend! My wife is sick, my kids are sick and I’m sick. It’s gonna be a looooong weekend.
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