Emperor Joshua Norton II

@EmperorNortonII
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Emperor of the Internet. The internet is for people who try to be better today than they were yesterday. Everyone else can sod off.
Cishet wereman.
Intersectional equality shall be the norm
The last five minutes of the third season ending of The Good Place remains one of the most devastating and heartwrenching scenes I have ever watched or read.

@questauthority And one day later, he was getting a crash course -in yet another area of law-.

I'd say it was a two-for-one, but the "shit, I owe fired people money" was arguably a rerun.

Dude just can't stop stepping on rakes.

@QasimRashid This must be the string cheese theory I've heard so much about.

The Jets: We need a new OC.

Me: Yeah, sounds about right. The defense is doing great, so now to work on the offense. Let's see who...

The Jets: We hired Nathaniel Hackett.

Me: Oh. Oh no.

@kathryntewson Yeah, if you are going to subtoot me like that, the polite thing to do is to tag me.

I’m late to share this!

Yesterday was the 4-year-anniversary of my wife Ayesha’s small biz at equalentrance.com

I want it to be a memorable day marking her incredible hard work and success. The pandemic has been a gauntlet for small businesses and I’m proud of Ayesha for pulling through so far.

I want to help her continue to rise.

If you can, please do shop something from her store—a mask, scarf, shirt, or gift card, tag a friend in the comments, and/or simply share this post.

Much love!

@AkivaMCohen Juat talked to someone who once said she and her opponent headbutted the ball at the same time when playing soccer.

So I mentioned that one time in football a dude headbutted another dude's butt.

Happy holidays! 😁

Mastodon asks me what's on my mind, and that reminds me of this video of G-Man covering a Madrugada song called "What's on your mind":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcIeaDar1hE

Gman sings What's on your mind

YouTube
@TiffanyTroia 🥰🤗🤗

@QasimRashid Soooo.... Have you promoted Ayesha's store here on Mastodon yet?

I mean, I believe the rule is one dad joke equals one promotion, right?