Emperor Joshua Norton II

@EmperorNortonII
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Emperor of the Internet. The internet is for people who try to be better today than they were yesterday. Everyone else can sod off.
Cishet wereman.
Intersectional equality shall be the norm
The last five minutes of the third season ending of The Good Place remains one of the most devastating and heartwrenching scenes I have ever watched or read.

The Jets: We need a new OC.

Me: Yeah, sounds about right. The defense is doing great, so now to work on the offense. Let's see who...

The Jets: We hired Nathaniel Hackett.

Me: Oh. Oh no.

I’m late to share this!

Yesterday was the 4-year-anniversary of my wife Ayesha’s small biz at equalentrance.com

I want it to be a memorable day marking her incredible hard work and success. The pandemic has been a gauntlet for small businesses and I’m proud of Ayesha for pulling through so far.

I want to help her continue to rise.

If you can, please do shop something from her store—a mask, scarf, shirt, or gift card, tag a friend in the comments, and/or simply share this post.

Much love!

Mastodon asks me what's on my mind, and that reminds me of this video of G-Man covering a Madrugada song called "What's on your mind":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcIeaDar1hE

Gman sings What's on your mind

YouTube
Just a reminder that what the Grinch truly hated was the complete over-commercialised aspects of Christmas, and he was a hero for fighting the capitalist overlords that kept it running.

We would like to make an Official Announcement, as Emperor of the Internet and newly migrated here from the cesspool of T****r.

In which We hereby Announce that Emerald Boi is decreed, from now on, to be referred to by his new title: Spoiled Pissbaby.

Signed
Joshua Norton II, Emperor of the Internet and occasional skier.

Make it so.

I guess I owe Twitter's recent addition of Techdude McApartheidbro to their board (and @IronSpike too) a big thanks for making me sign up for this thing.