ElvenSemi

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ElvenSemi aka Lee, 28, queer, writer, struggling. He, she, or they pronouns, your call. If people switching around confuses you: good. Boost anything, follow for any reason.
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ElvenSemiJun 1, 2021
the lexi raptorJun 1, 2021
a striking photo of the wild bank building donning its summer coat. its bright coloration conceals its predatory nature; individuals of the genus Argentarius are sessile carnivores like pitcher plants or venus flytraps but preferring large mammalian prey. this "pride-coat" is a recent adaptation, widespread but contained to specific urban microbiomes where the twin pressures of gentrification and hegemonic assimilation are strongest. while this makes the biomes even more riotously colorful than usual, the corporations within are no less dangerous than the rest of the year - they have merely camouflaged themselves to better mimic the world around them!
ElvenSemiMay 16, 2021
Himbo Beefcake, PhD🔞✍️May 15, 2021
NSFW artists I cannot stress enough to you that now is the time to make your own website and not rely on corporate social media as your home base
Apple is on a mission to wipe out adult work on every app in it's store and you gotta establish your own space ASAP 👏👏👏
ElvenSemiMar 20, 2021
Kitty UnprettyMar 14, 2021

i've been playing stardew valley again and i was looking at mods and i am NOT over the mod that lets you buy the community center rewards

that option is LITERALLY already in the game if you sign up for a joja membership and the whole POINT is that if all you want to worry about is maximizing profit and ease you can align yourself with the capitalist megacorp and the only real downside will be a lack of personal growth through exploration as well as a disconnect from your community

so someone saying "actually i want to be able to focus on profit margins but without any of the negative impacts of capitalism, i just want the forest spirits to recognize the value of money" is just. it's something lmfao.

ElvenSemiDec 4, 2020
@carmellybean Welcome to cool kid town where people talk about a lot of tech stuff I can't understand
Show threadElvenSemiNov 7, 2020
its called jupiter ascending bc i am ASCENDING watching this
Show threadElvenSemiNov 7, 2020
me, jokingly: USE THE BEES YOUR MAJESTY
her majesty: uses the bees
me: Y E S
Show threadElvenSemiNov 7, 2020
OKAY ALRIGHT OKAY ALRIGHT OKAY ALRIGHT OKAY
Show threadElvenSemiNov 7, 2020

The fact she only just now realizes she can control bees makes sense actually because she lived in Chicago and I'm not sure they HAVE plants there

(sorry Chicago it's just a joke don't hurt me)

Show threadElvenSemiNov 7, 2020
IM SORRY BUT DID SHE JUST DO FIRST AID WITH A PAD AND INCORRECTLY SOMEHOW?? SHE STUCK THE NON-ABSORBENT PLASTIC SIDE TO HIM... WH. WHHHHH,
Show threadElvenSemiNov 7, 2020
ignoring how long that action scene was and how little the amnesia story makes sense when they highlight the reality of digital evidence, there is definitely an implication here that Balem can see her cooch in HD during this gynecological murder scene