THE OPENING LINE IN THIS MOVIE IS "TECHNICALLY SPEAKING I'M AN ALIEN" THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT. Does she mean immigrant? I doubt it; I know nothing abt this movie other than the line "I've always loved dogs" but it's gotta be actual aliens right

so by "particular charm" they mean he gives really good head right

I promise I will slow down but they just put exercise balls on the wheels of a regular smart car and called it alien tech, DELIGHTFUL. Europe is another planet.

The Wachowskis said feminism and they said it with a boob window for men

his gun is BARKING. his GUN. is BARKING.

okay but real talk the costuming and alien design in this movie is absolutely off the tits, this is like the fifth element tier balls to the walls styling

Killed by Gynecologist Aliens: a horror novel by chuck tingle

If this movie had been shot 30 years earlier the evil emperor dude WOULD be played by Christopher Walken and you ALL KNOW I'M RIGHT

ignoring how long that action scene was and how little the amnesia story makes sense when they highlight the reality of digital evidence, there is definitely an implication here that Balem can see her cooch in HD during this gynecological murder scene

IM SORRY BUT DID SHE JUST DO FIRST AID WITH A PAD AND INCORRECTLY SOMEHOW?? SHE STUCK THE NON-ABSORBENT PLASTIC SIDE TO HIM... WH. WHHHHH,