I’m, ‘paper road maps and stopping for directions were our GPS’ years old.

We didn't fuck around, why are we the ones who should find out?

Opportunity knocked, but I was wearing my noise cancelling air pods.

Every year is the year they say to get your shit together. For 2023, I’m spreading my shit to all seven continents.

"And then he boosted her toots, and she clung to him like she was a refugee from twitter and he was a wild and woolly beast of the tundra."
#toots #romance #mastodon

someone tried formatting these windows in a Word doc

If you want to micro-manage me, it's fair I only spend micro-effort

*bursts through your door and slaps the salad off your table*

I love it in here. There's currently a hashtag named #thicktrunktuesday that is basically pics of massive, beautiful trees.
I humbly submit El Tule, an incredible ahuehuete from the state I was born, Oaxaca. It's over 2000 years old. "Tule" means "Tree of Enlightment" #Oaxaca #Mexico #ElTule It has the thickest trunk in the world.