Also, since I'm v grumpy rn, let me tell you that I LOVE living in Virginia but April can kindly go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-itself.
Thanks to everyone who has asked about my extremely destructive puppy, Kaiju!
He'd destroyed $4k of things in my house. Someone suggested Yak Sticks. Turns out, he is a dog that just likes to chew on something every second he's awake! Over a month with nothing in the house harmed.
Amazon: We're going to improve everyone's lives by pioneering “frustration-free packaging”
Also Amazon: We're going to shrink-wrap 9V batteries just to fuck with you.