Dwarven Cleric

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Father and nerd. I'm here for shitposting, parenting humor, terrible puns, board games, interesting photography, and adorable pets. Gif is pronounced like Git, pineapple on pizza is delicious, and Oxford commas are not optional.
“Well fellas, whichever one of you is the fastest will have a great story to tell.”
@mayaisloading I assume this is the same person (since I also watched them sort screws for 10 minutes) https://youtu.be/EvT5XS7j-Dc
Running a marathon, one mile every hour

YouTube
@mayaisloading you should watch the one where he runs a mile every hour for a day. Less about the running, more about making bread in a pot in the fire.
Inside of you are two gloves thanks to autocorrect.

The leafy green vegetable arugula sounds like one of those old-timey car horns. Try it:

ARRRRRRUUUUUGUUUULA!

*Feeling the pressure of a big task*

*Dividing it into smaller tasks*

*Feeling the pressure of so many tasks*

I mean WHEEEEEERE
@the_etrain do you know which variant of Fortnite they’re playing? Lego mode (with literal Lego characters and bricks) was added recently that is maybe less bad? The line I hold is as close to “no micro transactions” as possible (though Minecraft coins to buy some world someone made was where I caved on that line)