Uncle Duke“Well fellas, whichever one of you is the fastest will have a great story to tell.”
Dwarven Cleric
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Father and nerd. I'm here for shitposting, parenting humor, terrible puns, board games, interesting photography, and adorable pets. Gif is pronounced like Git, pineapple on pizza is delicious, and Oxford commas are not optional.
Logan Five ThousandInside of you are two gloves thanks to autocorrect.
Joseph ThomasThe leafy green vegetable arugula sounds like one of those old-timey car horns. Try it:
ARRRRRRUUUUUGUUUULA!
monke
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*Feeling the pressure of a big task*
*Dividing it into smaller tasks*
*Feeling the pressure of so many tasks*
Schneewittchen
Ian@futzle Days Since Last DateTime Issue: -1
geekystevenI wonder what kind of power up the boss of this office building has hidden here
rob pikeThat feeling when the tool you bought ages ago just in case is, today, exactly the thing to fix the chair that broke when Aunt Millie sat in it.