@DrGecko

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741 Posts
Antifa HR. Only *minor* terrorist organizations can ignore the paperwork. Please submit your timesheets on time.
@flipper @cstross You have never heard of the lizard people. You will not receive another warning. 🦎
@sec_yote_agenda Ah, I missed it, but Happy Belated!
@humantransit no problem, just reassign it an inauspicious number.
@th it's not for coffee, it's for pi
@tomjennings I counted 8 lessons unless "7" is a proper noun.
@PabloMartini fact: Godzilla isn't Japanese. He's from the Marshall Islands.
@tomjennings isn't that what the /s in http/s stands for?
@tomjennings you don't like sarcasm?

Let me predict the future for you:

- Oil stays above $100/barrel for a few days
- Trump panics as his poll numbers continue to drop
- Trump claims military victory via insane, rambling 2am Truth Social rant
- U.S. troops withdraw from Iran
- Mysterious day-old accounts somehow predict the exact day on Polymarket and make millions
- Israel is left holding the bag in a forever war with Iran which your tax dollars continue to fund
- Ayatollah's son gets a 40 year reign courtesy of your tax dollars
- Trump and Hegseth bomb Cuba next
- Trump starts claiming he "ended 9 wars" now

@sec_yote_agenda Huh. "Winding up" and "winding down" both mean "finishing." English is weird.