Stillborn Unicorn

@Doggkrapp
285 Followers
205 Following
123 Posts
Ancom, wholesome, Womanarchist. Single mother of one badass little shithead (smart) nerd, who is probably plotting world domination. She/her/they.
Life's PurposeChaos agent, disrupter, question everything!
OtherBe mindful, or be mindless. That literally covers all the bases.
DisorderChaotic Good
Hobbiesfucking, sucking, cooking, cheese, wine, soccer, makeup, paddle boarding, hiking, biking
Stillborn UnicornSep 15, 2018
Someone invite me in the BofA lol instance or I'm going to pour acid on my beautiful face. The money maker.
Show threadStillborn UnicornSep 15, 2018
I'm pretty milfy for an old lady. Pushing 40 and lived a hard life of drugs, alcohol, mental illness, and eating disorders. We all come through. They only way out is through.
Stillborn UnicornSep 15, 2018
Show threadAliscaSep 15, 2018
@Doggkrapp #goals
Stillborn UnicornSep 15, 2018
I stole more time from work this week than I actually worked.
Stillborn UnicornSep 15, 2018
Lewd AF selfie.
Stillborn UnicornSep 15, 2018
I need a better instance to join... Suggestions.. Invites...
Stillborn UnicornSep 8, 2018
My boyfriend ate my ass last night and it was marvelous.
Stillborn UnicornSep 7, 2018
I had a dream last night about swimming in a public pool with my maw maw (she died of breast cancer like 8 years ago) and we were singing. And then I had diarrhea in the pool. Can someone analyze this for me please?
Stillborn UnicornSep 7, 2018

My son picked this up off the ground at school today and made the other kids "worship" it. He's going to be the next Jim Jones.

https://mastodon.social/media/PP7WOtNcCKb-lNWclR0

Show threadStillborn UnicornSep 7, 2018
And this was mild compared to the many times I've ran into the head screaming, "Fair warning. Y'all better get outta here now cause I'm about to blow this shit up."