Stillborn UnicornToday I walked into the bathroom at work and burped super fucking loud and long, and actually burped out a "ay-yi-yi-yi" at the end of the burp, and someone started laughing hysterically in one of the stalls and farted... Don't ever fucking call me a "lady" again.
And this was mild compared to the many times I've ran into the head screaming, "Fair warning. Y'all better get outta here now cause I'm about to blow this shit up."