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The one thing I kinda miss from Twitter is that thing where you'd yell about the poor service of Kaiser Permanente or something, and @ KaiserHelpRep would show up in your mentions because they didn't like seeing their name rightly dragged through the mud by accounts with a hundred thousand followers. That was kinda fun.
Buying some tires Wow, all this work checking out tires has made me hungry - is there anywhere good to eat around here? Michelin: You won't believe this