Stoner Olympics Event Ideas:

#1 Chicken wing eating in the dark
Judged on: cleanliness of a)bone b)face c)hands d)clothes e)furniture with speed bonuses.

#StonerOlympics

You will pay for your mistakes if you choose not to grow from them.

#MorningPhilosophy #philosophy

Guess what dumb-fuck facists: Hobbits are socialists.

#TakeBackTolkien

Here's the thing about identifying as a North American - everything we have is stolen. Literally everything we have, we've taken from someone else.

#latenightphilosophy

Is Stephen King on Mastodon yet? I have questions about Fairy Tale, specifically with regards to a sequel...

#StephenKing #StephenKingAMA

Dear White People shouldn't have been cancelled...

#Netflix #NetflixMistake

#LateNiteLifeLessons - If you never fuck around, you'll never have to find out

#Comedy

Go ahead and convince me that the JPFO isn't tied to the NRA and thus by extension the KKK - maybe they should go ahead and remove the J from their acronym since they're still publishing their Nazi propaganda...

#StopTheHate #GunControl #NRAisKKK

Aye, no I'm puttin em chips away, afore I take em all in

That's a weird way to say 'eating'

Yeah maybe but ya see, I ain't eatin em, I'm taking em in - givin em place to stay inside me, yeh see, I'm not gettin fat, I'm makin room - and insulatin em! With fat! Ha!

#LateNightHumor

Currently playing Tactics Ogre Reborn #TacticsOgre #TacticsOgreReborn #NintendoSwitch #SwitchCorps

Anyone else insist on training to max level before advancing every story battle (when party level goes up that is)??