sarah jeongI'm sorry but the apparent implication that kirk was killed with the furry meme bullet is breaking me
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This identity is a joke but that doesn’t mean it isn’t real and serious. I’m not a furry.
He/Him
spelling it out:
one used casing, the others were unused.
one shot.
the used one was: "notices bulges OwO what's this?"
@chillybot @ajn142 @FritzAdalis @cR0w @reverseics @mttaggart I really wish that they’d ran corn stalks up their own fundaments.
@ajn142 @cR0w @chillybot @reverseics @mttaggart hmm… yeah we all have to take a paws to say “Goal duck yore shelf, Anticorekt” from time to time.
@da_667 uwu wats this?
*notices ur eleet opuratur geer*
*notices ur eleet opuratur geer*
@reverseics @da_667 @hacks4pancakes it doesn’t look like one, given that it’s a dating/relationship game rather than just diving into the furniture. 🌽😹🌽
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@da_667 is this a furry thing? If it is I wouldn’t know since I just pretend to be a furry pretending to be a furry in denial for laughs and it doesn’t reflect anything deeper about me since I’m not a furry. I’m not a furry.
I’m not a furry.
I’m not a furry.
Soatok DreamseekerNo matter how vague or oddly specific a security concern is, if it's real, there exists some infosec nerd that hyperfixated on it years ago far past the point of expertise.
There's also roughly a 30% chance this nerd is trans, and another 30% chance this nerd is a furry, and a 25% chance they're both.