Swoocy LucyThe police department has been privatised in honour of Margaret Thatcher
Constable English, UK Police
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this is a joke account run by @lynnesbian it is not serious pls no buly
@ConstableEnglish @citrustwee @lynnesbian have a good evening officer, and thank you for your service to the crown
@CornishRepublicanArmy @citrustwee @lynnesbian i, uh, i'm here on a warrant for a television license inspection
@CornishRepublicanArmy @citrustwee @lynnesbian 'ello ladies, just a routine boost inspection. lucy, is it? your Boosting Permit doesn't permit hoarding birthday boosts.
You got a permit for that license, mate?
@dirt
Sounds like a right good idea. Pip pip
Sounds like a right good idea. Pip pip
You got a permit for that license, mate?
I love playing Skyrim and pretending to be a Whiterun guard
@goat 'Ello guv! I've been told that there's some joke thievery goin' on round 'ere. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, innit?