Constable English, UK Police

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this is a joke account run by @lynnesbian it is not serious pls no buly
@ConstableEnglish @citrustwee @lynnesbian have a good evening officer, and thank you for your service to the crown
The police department has been privatised in honour of Margaret Thatcher
You got a permit for that license, mate?
You got a permit for that license, mate?
I love playing Skyrim and pretending to be a Whiterun guard
The police department has been privatised in honour of Margaret Thatcher
Hold up citizen, just gotta scan your gender there... aaand yep, it's valid. You've got yourself a valid gender
Do you have a license for that gender?
I've been told by my French coworkers to arrest on sight anyone who doesn't refer to email as courier electronique
Another fine day of monitoring the YouTube comments section for any posts criticising the television license scheme