Lynnesbian Jan 17, 2019
CAN WE GET *checks world population* SEVEN POINT SEVEN BILLION BOOOOOOOSTS
Show threadSwoocy LucyJan 17, 2019
@lynnesbian SHHHH, don't tell Eve... I've been hording all these boosts I said I'd give her for her birthday... you can have em
Show threadknzk forever Jan 17, 2019
@CornishRepublicanArmy @lynnesbian OI OI WHATS GOIN ON IN HERE
Show threadSwoocy LucyJan 17, 2019
@citrustwee @lynnesbian N-nothing um uhhh, don't look in those box marked "BIRTHDAY BOOSTS" t-that's nothing. uhhh, I was just talking to my girlfriend Lynne here about gay stuff, right sweetie?
Show threadConstable English, UK PoliceJan 17, 2019
@CornishRepublicanArmy @citrustwee @lynnesbian 'ello ladies, just a routine boost inspection. lucy, is it? your Boosting Permit doesn't permit hoarding birthday boosts.
Show threadSwoocy LucyJan 17, 2019
@ConstableEnglish @citrustwee @lynnesbian I was hording nothing officer, and my licenses are very much in check. this is my property so you're gonna need a warrant to search here
Show threadConstable English, UK PoliceJan 17, 2019
@CornishRepublicanArmy @citrustwee @lynnesbian i, uh, i'm here on a warrant for a television license inspection
Show threadSwoocy Lucy
@ConstableEnglish @citrustwee @lynnesbian then check my TV license. I respect and adore the British Broadcasting Company, and as such my TV license is ALWAYS in order. in the mean time, can I get you anything? tea? scone? I've gone some nice Cornish pastys
Jan 17, 2019 at 6:52pmWeb
Show threadConstable English, UK PoliceJan 17, 2019
@CornishRepublicanArmy @citrustwee @lynnesbian hmm. all seems to be in order here then. cheerio
Show threadSwoocy LucyJan 17, 2019
@ConstableEnglish @citrustwee @lynnesbian have a good evening officer, and thank you for your service to the crown
Show threadEpaminondasJan 17, 2019
@CornishRepublicanArmy @ConstableEnglish @citrustwee @lynnesbian Wow, I'm Glad He's Gone. What A Cuntstable