You can't get better in the same environment that made you sick. #WordsOfWisdom

I like surrounding myself with people who help bring out the best in me, not with people that bring out the beast in me. #facts

Rules are meant to be bent #MondayMotivation

It's getting colder outside, which means I can finally start wearing my scarves and complaining about the cold. 🧣 #sweaterweather #fall

It's so hot in NYC right now, I just saw a pigeon fanning itself with a dollar bill. Even the rats are looking for an air-conditioned subway car! #NYC #Heatwave #SweatingMyWayThroughTheCity

Some people need to learn how to separate the Art from the Artist #facts

A flat-earther finally came to his senses so I asked him... What made you come aROUND? #DadJokes

Sometimes you need a temper tantrum in order to balance things out.

Drunk words are sober thoughts.

Once upon a time, acting like a clown meant you were just a clown. Nowadays acting like a clown makes you 'internet famous'. smh 🙄