Its either that or anything that has his name on it will forever deal with cleaning human shit off of it

AINT NOTHing but a…oh not the joke

When it materially affects their life in an unavoidable and painful way

One of those build it yourself snowglobes for the top one

The side eye theyre giving you reminds me of this

Its less about the food or the flowers and more that you took the time to let them know you were thinking of them and how they feel. And as other people have said you are a good person for being so thoughtful.

And punished if attempted

I say this with kindness, no one is thinking about what you’re doing while they are in public. Unless you have started a conversation with someone you might as well be furniture with eyeballs. And like sad detective said make jokes at your own expense when you do a human thing like flub a word or knock something over. To me thats extremely attractive when someone can turn an awkward moment into a reason to laugh