Why hasn't there ever been a single time when I went to a cafe by myself and didn't screw up

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Why hasn't there ever been a single time when I went to a cafe by myself and didn't screw up - Lemmy.World

It’s like they deliberately hire attractive people my age as service staff to make me feel even more awkward.

I say this with kindness, no one is thinking about what you’re doing while they are in public. Unless you have started a conversation with someone you might as well be furniture with eyeballs. And like sad detective said make jokes at your own expense when you do a human thing like flub a word or knock something over. To me thats extremely attractive when someone can turn an awkward moment into a reason to laugh