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Same as before…still Clumsy.
@CCRuns @Wtfisthisshit 🤣🤣🤣💀💀

6: Dad, why did the Tooth Fairy write me a check?

Me: I don’t know but she needs you to wait til the first of the month to cash it

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I never touch baby carrots because I’m afraid their mother will reject them
@CCRuns i know right?! 😂
You can’t scare me…I’ve had a colonoscopy !
I’m unable to set up a header so now my header will be known as “Grey Rectangle”…it’s art!