dr ozzy ๐Ÿท 

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       the kind pig of online   
๐ŸŒŸad astra per alas porci๐ŸŒŸ
    he/him

please have at least one nice and normal interaction with me before follow requesting

some of y'all on here
Its my birthday. Can I get some boosts?
just saw some jeopardy end credits that listed their use of a "stegosaurus photo"

Thanksgiving dinner, courtesy of the No Substitutions, Please team:

- ribeyes @nsmckinnon seasoned and @Louisa grilled to perfection;
- courtesy of Noah, the creamiest mashed potatoes in the known universe;
- a Caesar salad @MagicIsTheCause prepared, with spicy croutons and homemade dressing from Noah.

there's gotta be other examples out there

what if ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ ๐Ÿซต
made a joke about riding on down the ol' dusty trail atop your trusty horse admin

but the ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐ŸŽ said:
ใ€Œ๐šœ๐šž๐š›๐š™๐š›๐š’๐šœ๐š’๐š—๐š๐š•๐šข ๐š›๐šŽ๐šŠ๐š•๐š’๐šœ๐š๐š’๐šŒ ๐š‘๐š˜๐š›๐šœ๐šŽ ๐š—๐š˜๐š’๐šœ๐šŽ๐šœ ใ€

I would pay upwards of $10 for a way to automatically mute/block the accounts of anyone with a big twitter following
Responding to dour misanthropes by repeatedly mispronouncing nihilism just to see if they really don't think anything matters
๐ŸŽถ simply shidding
and farting all the time ๐ŸŽถ
on jorts it is 100% legal to say "i think it would be funny to chase a terf around with a shovel"