Cherry 🍒

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Late 40s nihilistic technically homeless diabetic (LADA) American renaissance festival worker + 5 cats. Currently into #Crochet and #PourPainting
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Trying to find a new mastodon server that will be ok with a curmudgeonly, nihilistic, potty-mouthed, nearly 50 year old woman who may or may not add alt-text to photos (depending on brain functions) is a PITA.

You'd think the disability server would be ok with someone's disabilities - you'd be wrong.

Alt text - while I understand accessibility and try my hardest to alt text, my brain doesn't work like that. In order for me to write alt text it takes me a full hour of analyzing what it is I should describe. I don't like telling people what they *should* see. I agonize over it. So.. I will be moving servers tomorrow, after my archives download, to a place that won't harass me about alt text on a post about my dead friend.

Boot me if you fucking want to.

Sometimes things just hit you in the face out of nowhere. Watching a You Tube video and see my dead friend's name. We weren't super close but had several conversations at the Maryland Renaissance Festival. Mayhem was a great big, gentle, bear of a man.
People who constantly hum should have their vocal cords perma-snipped. #FridayThoughts
Undercut my hair in October. Already grown out enough to ponytail. How long before I shave my entire head??
Yay spring is coming. Got my hands in the dirt today and potted 8 fig tree cuttings that have been living in my shower in a jug of water for 2 months. #Gardening
Hide your number better scanners. Someone in Germany calling to tell me my electricity will be shut off in 30 mins. I'm homeless.
3 skeins of yarn in and heading out to buy 2 more to finish this today. Hopefully someone buys it... #crochet
Ordered the wrong orange yarn to finish a different project so started this purple shawl last night. #Crochet

Trying to un-crochet (frog) wool.

Grr.

Making it worse is finding my own 3 ft hairs ALSO crocheted in.

All of my #crochet is probably cursed.

I'm considering shaving my head and crocheting a hat out of my own hair.

#SundayThoughts