Apparently, there's some out there who wish to be kept abreast of Mr. Emo G. Gourdster's... uh... progress? Frankly, I'm a bit worried about him, seen here on Day Halloween Plus 4...
(Stolen from Robert Benchley, circa 1940)
Chuck Mathias
@Chasm49
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People often ask me, "Chuck, how is it you manage to get so much done and still look so dissipated?"
(Stolen from Robert Benchley, circa 1940)
(Stolen from Robert Benchley, circa 1940)
Now, if only a certain other orange-hued horror would rot as quickly...!
Apologies to anyone who's been waiting to hear from me (gotta be somebody out there, right? Right??).
Silence born of a fear of commitment, I guess, after being burned by Facebook, then Twitter. And now I hear even Bluesky is experiencing, uh...problematic growth pangs?
Can't ANYTHING resist the tsunami of enshittification that's destroying the internet??!
@Sadsquatch @bearofroses @MattyCakes Guess one might say the vegetarian gravy makes it...no routine poutine, eh?*
*Pitiful attempt at giving dad joke a hint of Canadian flavor...excuse me, flavoUr.
@Sadsquatch @bearofroses Please...Can anyone explain this sudden, overwhelming craving for...poutine??
Aha! Looks like he's already taken care of it (the sharing capability, that is)...? But let me know if there's anything else you need.❤️
@Sadsquatch @jdekg Beautifully done! And looks like my pdf idea worked--coming soon* to an email inbox near you!
*A minute or two, actually
@Sadsquatch Cute! My clever, talented and good-looking chip off the old block made that, I presume?
Let me try downloading the photo you posted, rescronifying it a bit in Photoshop and plopping it into a pdf. Ought to work; if not, might have to bring the sign over so I can stitch it together from a series of scans. Will let you know soon, one way or t'other...
Life these days is an endless loop of that episode of "I Claudius" where Claudius expresses his CERTAINTY--over and over again-- that the latest outrage by Caligula will SURELY awaken the Senate and restore the Republic.
For "Caligula" substitute "Trump", for "Senate", "voters", and for "restore the Republic", "finally bring us socialism."