Chuck Mathias

@Chasm49
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People often ask me, "Chuck, how is it you manage to get so much done and still look so dissipated?"
(Stolen from Robert Benchley, circa 1940)
Now, if only a certain other orange-hued horror would rot as quickly...!
Apparently, there's some out there who wish to be kept abreast of Mr. Emo G. Gourdster's... uh... progress? Frankly, I'm a bit worried about him, seen here on Day Halloween Plus 4...
Happy All Hallow's Eve from the ever-so-slightly frazzled Mr. Emo G. McGourdman!

Apologies to anyone who's been waiting to hear from me (gotta be somebody out there, right? Right??).

Silence born of a fear of commitment, I guess, after being burned by Facebook, then Twitter. And now I hear even Bluesky is experiencing, uh...problematic growth pangs?

Can't ANYTHING resist the tsunami of enshittification that's destroying the internet??!

Aha! Looks like he's already taken care of it (the sharing capability, that is)...? But let me know if there's anything else you need.❤️

Life these days is an endless loop of that episode of "I Claudius" where Claudius expresses his CERTAINTY--over and over again-- that the latest outrage by Caligula will SURELY awaken the Senate and restore the Republic.

For "Caligula" substitute "Trump", for "Senate", "voters", and for "restore the Republic", "finally bring us socialism."

The velvet vermin strikes again 🐈‍⬛

#CatsOfMastodon #BlackCat #NotMyCat

After the failed attempt on Reagan's life, I called the 700 Club's donation line to convince the fundamentalist answering the phone that Ronnie HAD to be the antichrist--he survived an assassination attempt, as predicted in Revelations, AND there are 6 letters in each of his 3 names: Ronald Wilson Reagan=666

"Well," she replied, "If you read your bible more closely, you'll see the antichrist survives a HEAD WOUND"

Might stop laughing at the Fundies now until we see how this thing plays out

I honestly think if Abe Lincoln could have known the Union he worked so tirelessly to preserve would someday be capable of elevating a cockroach like Trump to the highest office in the land, he would have BEGGED Booth to shoot him.

Wall Street tycoon Stephen Schwarzman endorsed Trump yesterday.

He joins a growing list of billionaires who once condemned the former president but are now flocking to his campaign.

Never underestimate how quickly billionaires will sell out our democracy for tax cuts.