Peepee Doodoo Man

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The year is 2019. bofa.lol has grown so massive that the bank of america has taken notice, and brought the instance to court in an attempt to get at the domain name.

"It stands for something other than bank of america for us" @selfagency says in defense on the stand.

"What else could it possibly stand for?" asks the bank lawyer.

A grin crosses the collective fediverse's face and all villains are vanquished at once as the sacred words are spoken, and granted the maximum possible power from all the stolen labor time and caused anguish held in the souls of the banking shareholders and lawyers in attendance is released.

The world is brought to peace and is then ran by socialism just the day after, and everybody lived happily ever after.

bofa deez instances send toot

but seriously

Interesting #Mastodon tools for newcommers

Scheaduler
https://scheduler.mastodon.tools

Crossposster for instagram and twitter
https://moa.party

Instances search engine
https://instances.social/list/advanced

Some data about the federation
https://the-federation.info

The wiki
https://en.mstdn.wiki/Main_Page

Bot wiki
https://botwiki.org/bot/?networks=fediverse&opensource=true

Curated list of mastodon related stuff
https://github.com/tleb/awesome-mastodon

Mastodon scheduler

A girl with a rib tattoo that says All Day Breakfast written in script.
another great potential mastodon instance: questionable.bargains

Petrichor, that fresh aroma you can smell after the rain, is caused by a little molecule called geosmin. The name literally means "earth smell." It's produced by soil bacteria and gives an earthy flavour to beets.

Humans are extremely sensitive to this scent – much, much more sensitive than sharks are to blood. Some think we evolved that way to find fresh drinking water after droughts.

has eminem ever made a joint you could fuck to?
good morning tooters. hope everyone gets a chance to smile today