for those of you looking to start up an instance, might I suggest the very available domain name anger.supplies
another great potential mastodon instance: questionable.bargains
$30/year for a mastodon instance too much for you? Well, you're in luck. For just 12 bucks a year, YOU can own loubega.biz
Or, if you've got a lil' cash to spend: manson.family is available for your mastodon instance
I mean, how can y'all sleep knowing that partyrock.house is just sitting there, waiting for you to buy it
I could do this all day. crimes.business is availible
here's a wonderful variety of the best in very confused domains
GOOD LORD how is liberals.soy not only available, but just 20 bucks a year
@realmaxkeeble how do you look these up? I need to do some research
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is this a bit
@mardiroos @bigegg they're not wrong! Who wouldn't want to visit silvioberlusconi.guru
@realmaxkeeble these are all giving me Ideas...
@realmaxkeeble why even host if you can't get this one
@toilet see, this is why you make a patreon
need a domain? try thisaintit.coach
@realmaxkeeble there are so many good instance names...i want them all, but I hardly have enough good posts for one account :/
@qazstan for example,

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* domain: $10
* hosting: $10 per month and valuable time spent learning linux
* having your instance be named after a funny meme that no one will remember in 3 months: priceless