Certified Goat Authenticator

@CertifiedGoatAuthenticator
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One of the finest things in life is owning your own magnificent Caprinae, but what if you do not possess a genuine quadruped? Put lingering doubts to rest and have your stock authenticated by a certified professional!
Excuse I some day hope to use"Isn't there something, anything, you can do?" they asked urgently. "No," I replied. "There are just too many pelicans."
AchievementProud 2nd place winner of The 2012 Cotton Ball Deathmatch
@catsalad I'm equally impressed that an adult cat was also able to fit inside a bin made for toast.

Story time!

I was at a show last night and I noticed this group of men enjoying the music from the other side of the venue and I thought they looked really nice under the light, so I took a photo.

I’m very self conscious about taking photos of strangers and struggle with the balance between wanting spontaneity and unposed photos while respecting the privacy of others, so I went up to them during a break in between bands to show them the photo and ask if it was okay for me to post it online.

The two men on the right were still there and the man farthest right said it was fine to post the photo.

I asked if his friend who was missing would mind and he said "I don’t know. I don’t know either of these guys."

😂

In the end, I found the third man and got permission from all three, but I loved how these strangers looked like longtime friends while enjoying some beautiful music.

If you just left Bluesky today to join or come back to Mastodon, welcome (back)!

We are glad you are here with us  

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@lzg

Option C is the wasting of a perfectly good banana.

Hello Fediverse! I'm Gem, and I'm an amateur game dev, ex Sonic ROM hacker, and (self-)certified Goober™️! I also like cooking, but I'm not the best at it. I'll probably post pictures of stuff I make here, just like I did (and probably will continue to do) on Bluesky.
My preferred game engine is Godot, and it took me about 5 hours to collect my thoughts enough to make this post.

Silliness to start your day in a good way 📽️ including a shrimp band and rave-ioli because... why not?

(Amedeo Capelli, an Italian #artist who does handcrafted wooden automata that merge playfulness, #craftsmanship & kinetic charm)

*Warning, uncharacteristically high quality post*

This week I got engaged to the loveliest girl I've ever met. I couldn't be happier.

it's out of touch thursdays!

#ArtAdventCalendar

Tree Study
Ink

I also practiced drawing trees with ink. I liked the effect of the two tones of ink.

#Art
#MastoArt
#Ink

@Billthoo

This would look splendid on a wall any time of year. Very nice.