Certified Goat Authenticator

@CertifiedGoatAuthenticator
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Excuse I some day hope to use"Isn't there something, anything, you can do?" they asked urgently. "No," I replied. "There are just too many pelicans."
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Full moon rising behind a stork's next in the north of Morocco.

#moon #photography #stork #birdphotography

@medieval_illuminations

This sleep deprived gentleman has more to worry about than two rambunctious dragons making noise; the fact that the geometry of his room is slipping into the M. C. Escher universe should trouble him greatly.

@Natasha_Jay

I fear that some day the overlord canines from space are going to see one of our videos like this, and we are all going to be in deep, deep trouble.

@medieval_illuminations
This owl is definitely thinking about flying over and telling his neighbors off. He knows he shouldn't, but you can tell he's going to do it anyway.
@kplx
This could be a fun t-shirt print to wear out in public; it has a lightness to it the world can use more of.
@medieval_illuminations
Alternative ALT text: Rabbit receives back pain relief from a practicing masseuse owl.
@catsalad I'm equally impressed that an adult cat was also able to fit inside a bin made for toast.

Story time!

I was at a show last night and I noticed this group of men enjoying the music from the other side of the venue and I thought they looked really nice under the light, so I took a photo.

I’m very self conscious about taking photos of strangers and struggle with the balance between wanting spontaneity and unposed photos while respecting the privacy of others, so I went up to them during a break in between bands to show them the photo and ask if it was okay for me to post it online.

The two men on the right were still there and the man farthest right said it was fine to post the photo.

I asked if his friend who was missing would mind and he said "I don’t know. I don’t know either of these guys."

😂

In the end, I found the third man and got permission from all three, but I loved how these strangers looked like longtime friends while enjoying some beautiful music.

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@lzg

Option C is the wasting of a perfectly good banana.