Damn they shot him in the nuts

Fuck that’s a good hustle. Now I have to convince people dogs don’t have souls.

No? I don’t care if mao was capitalist or not

According to anthropologist every society has had growing inequality outside of 2 scenarios, being war and famine, funny when capitalist say communism or socialism has these problems.

Really it’s capitalist doing whatever to protect the statue quo

I guess the monkey palm only applied to current end of torture, rape, murder, and war and not future instances, but I could imagine Iraq war still being ongoing, or if it happened at the beginning of the Russian war that’s clearly ongoing

Religion: “thanks to our prayers we made it possible for science to create a prosthetic limb”

I like the contrapositive of this message of if violence is wrong does that mean you wont stop me if i use violence on the rich?

Oh I have it a harem of snails and cocaine, turns out snail will detour through a bunch pun on its way to me

Yeah I remember when I wanted immortality

Ain’t gonna stop me from shit posting about group chat leaks on signal