Carrion Sam

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I like to hold my feet over the shower drain and act like I'm a giant walking in the ocean.

Just your average farming, ditch-digging, house-building, business-running, moose-hunting, homemaking, lumberjacking, landscaping, anarchish-socialish Cree philosophy dropout.

Seriously, I don't know what to make of your idea. Hope you have fun. Try not to hurt nobody.

Jesus ChristIt's Jason Bourne!!
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Carrion SamOct 23, 2023
@dichotomiker the German word for eight lane highways still gives me nightmares so I'm not gonna think about the implications of what you just said 😅
Carrion SamOct 6, 2023
MostlyHarmlessOct 6, 2023
Shout out to Canada Post for delivering my recycling to me every day.
Carrion SamSep 2, 2023
David Penfold Sep 2, 2023

Bloody Foreigner.

Coming over here, wanting to know what love is.

Carrion SamSep 2, 2023
Radical GraffitiSep 2, 2023
"Mass Graves This Way"
Mural in Tulsa, Oklahoma, near a confirmed location of mass graves from the Tulsa Race Massacre of 1921
Show threadCarrion SamAug 30, 2023
@spinach It's all fun and game until you guys fall in love and then the truth of this hacking operation comes out days before the marriage date and the bottom runs away on a horse and the top has to beg for forgiveness and it's revealed that the bottom also has a dark secret, they're a switch.
Carrion SamAug 30, 2023
Saffron🏳️‍⚧️Aug 30, 2023
Why do people focus so much on cybersecurity when all someone has to do to get into the database is find a bottom who works at the company and domme them into giving you everything you want
Carrion SamAug 30, 2023
dr. VioletAug 30, 2023
> The more than 30 proud, self-described gutter-pagan, mostly queer dirtbags [...] raised more than $17,000, which purchased more than $1.6 million in medical debt owed by Philadelphians

https://www.inquirer.com/news/philadelphia/rip-medical-debt-forgiveness-philadelphia-20230828.html

gosh that's some heartwarming news as a (non philly) queer dirtbag
A group of Philadelphians erased $1.6 million in local medical debt. They celebrated with an unofficial debt burning.

Two regular residents got their friends to raise more than $17,000 to buy medical debt worth $1.6 million. Instead of cashing in on the debt, they forgave it, helping more than 1,700 Philadelphians.

The Philadelphia Inquirer
Carrion SamAug 30, 2023

This end of days will be a lot of days.

Don't lose hope.

If you stare into the abyss, make it so the abyss stares back in fear. Let the shadow things crawling beneath stay shadows forever.

Carrion SamAug 28, 2023
Alice McFlurry Aug 28, 2023
Everyone is always looking cool in their bicycle helmets while I’m always rolling up looking like Dark Helmet from SpaceBalls.
Carrion SamAug 28, 2023

!!! CLICK TO ENTER SWEEPSTAKE !!! WIN THE HOUSE OF YOUR DREAM !!!

The house of my dreams: *has straight hallways that somehow loop in circles with thousands of doors on either side and each doors leads to something embarrassing I said in my early teenage years or to the sad face of someone I hurt*

"Uh no... no I don't think I will."