Carrion Sam

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I like to hold my feet over the shower drain and act like I'm a giant walking in the ocean.

Just your average farming, ditch-digging, house-building, business-running, moose-hunting, homemaking, lumberjacking, landscaping, anarchish-socialish Cree philosophy dropout.

Seriously, I don't know what to make of your idea. Hope you have fun. Try not to hurt nobody.

Jesus ChristIt's Jason Bourne!!
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Starting my Emo Phillips era
"Get seagulled, stupid crab!"
- other crabs
We're seriously breaking the chart. #1 worst air quality in the world!!
Anyone up to stab Caesar?
Everything reminds me of her
I think I have seen the origin of the "she breasted boobily" sentence.