Robert Swartwood
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Go Birds!
Julian SanchezJustice is not advanced by taking a life, and the state should not be in the business of executing people— even if a terrible crime placed them in prison. Today I am commuting all death sentences in Oregon to life without parole, so we no longer have anyone facing execution here.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/OregonGovBrown/status/1602816712906510336
Governor Kate Brown on Twitter
“Justice is not advanced by taking a life, and the state should not be in the business of executing people— even if a terrible crime placed them in prison. Today I am commuting all death sentences in Oregon to life without parole, so we no longer have anyone facing execution here.”
I appreciate the good folks at Amazon marketing this as a children's vitamin. We both know it's a lie, but it gives me plausible deniability while I eat 40 pieces of candy.
Lil Bit 
Every time my kids tell me about the 8 planets, I am generationally obligated to say "when I was your age there were 9 planets."
It’s absolutely impossible to overstate how bad Kanye’s appearance with Alex Jones was. Thread https://twitter.com/themaxburns/status/1598402414155104266
Uncle Duke 
SirEviscerate 
If you ever find yourself drowning in a pool of egg whites and sugar, simply keep thrashing until you're resting comfortably on a pillow of meringue.
She argues in Italian
She sings to you in French
She yells at you in German
In tones that make you clench
The girl is complicated
And very hard to please
When you disappoint her
She
She sings to you in French
She yells at you in German
In tones that make you clench
The girl is complicated
And very hard to please
When you disappoint her
She
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