Robert Swartwood
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Go Birds!
@mmasnick Feels like a huge conflict of interest. And doing it secretly has to violate some rules about candor with the court.
Julian SanchezJustice is not advanced by taking a life, and the state should not be in the business of executing people— even if a terrible crime placed them in prison. Today I am commuting all death sentences in Oregon to life without parole, so we no longer have anyone facing execution here.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/OregonGovBrown/status/1602816712906510336
Governor Kate Brown on Twitter
“Justice is not advanced by taking a life, and the state should not be in the business of executing people— even if a terrible crime placed them in prison. Today I am commuting all death sentences in Oregon to life without parole, so we no longer have anyone facing execution here.”
I appreciate the good folks at Amazon marketing this as a children's vitamin. We both know it's a lie, but it gives me plausible deniability while I eat 40 pieces of candy.
Lil Bit 
Every time my kids tell me about the 8 planets, I am generationally obligated to say "when I was your age there were 9 planets."
It’s absolutely impossible to overstate how bad Kanye’s appearance with Alex Jones was. Thread https://twitter.com/themaxburns/status/1598402414155104266
@normative I keep waiting for him to claim this is some kind of Kaufman-esque performance art, but - dear god he's making Alex Jones look like good.
Uncle Duke 
SirEviscerate 
If you ever find yourself drowning in a pool of egg whites and sugar, simply keep thrashing until you're resting comfortably on a pillow of meringue.