Don’t you dare hinder me from experiencing the experience with the sponge.

Can’t upvote. It’s currently at 69, which is nice

When you start drinking at 16:30 you’re already past the first hangover at 01:30

Also, it is Espresso in every language except French, where it is called Expresso

Sus

Great, you’re nice. Congratz on doing the absolute bare minimum.

Any hobbies she’s interested in as well? Or interesting hobbies in general? Any skill you have other than dislocating your shoulder, like changing the breaks on your car? Are you a Sub and want a Dom but she’s a Sub as well? Are you radiating any sexual energy? Heck some women find tax evasion as sexy as a sixpack.

As a European, all these American news read like you‘re very close to a civil war over there

Me, cooking, fucked up my Tofu and my wife always uses ChatGPT for everything: hey ChatGPT, how can I fix the tofu that curdled into the smallest flakes possible? ChatGPT: vinegar and heat.

The one time I used ChatGPT for more than “I have this tax law and want my grandma to understand it, say the same using easy words” content I ruined a whole pot of tofu and nutmilk.

I have the vague idea where that image is from, but I don’t know for sure.

Where did you find that?

Now that you mention non-salary benefits… I would get a company car for myself in the new job, effectively eliminating all car-related costs. Healthcare wise it‘s the same. This company car would reduce my cost immensely, evening out the salary gap.