Many people have a hobby, a thing they'd do every day if they could.

What's yours, and why? Because you simply enjoy it? Do you do it for someone? What's your drive that never fails you?

That moment when you order some PC accessories, then you see the store has those back in stock, then at the end of the day displays the new batch is in two weeks.

Oh well, it will show up eventually, but oof. To have high hopes just gone like that is a good slap.

"We value your privacy."

I can tell with how much difficult of a task you make opting-out be. My privacy must be so valuable to you companies.

Current mobile phone plan: "We will increase your monthly fee because it is sooooo difficult keeping up with the costs."

Me: "Oh okay. Am I going to get a better service?"

Phone plan: "lol no"

Me: "Well that other company seems to offer more for the same cost and has more, better reviews than you so bye bye."

Phone plan: "N-no wait..!" *sad Titanic flute music*