Son :)))

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Just an earnest saddo learning to post she/her
Son :)))Jan 19, 2023
RustyBertrandJan 16, 2023
Stop anthropomorphizing billionaires.
Son :)))Jan 16, 2023
Liberal senator Jim "war crimes and atrocities" Molan has died. And it's my birthday! 🥳
Son :)))Jan 11, 2023
I just can't enjoy things. Every time a bad person dies I'm like "okay good, but what about the rest of them?"
Son :)))Jan 2, 2023
The Whore of BlahbylonJan 1, 2023

Dear Universe, please give me a sign.

The sign:

Son :)))Dec 31, 2022
Awkwardly managing to climb out of my beanbag. It takes several attempts. My outstretched airplane arms just barely able to balance me. Some of my drink spills as I fight to stay upright. I wobble as I raise my glass.
"To family and friends old and new!" I holler, unaware of the volume of my voice.
I try to toast and miss my mouth. What's left of my drink goes all down my front. I ungracefully stumble backwards, landing on my arse, missing the beanbag
Show threadSon :)))Dec 25, 2022
Oh look out, here come the old union songs and sea shanties
Son :)))Dec 25, 2022
Get you a man who can turn beer into endearing charm and piss
Son :)))Dec 17, 2022
Watching Muppet Christmas for the first time. This Scrooge guy is such a cunt
Show threadSon :)))Dec 7, 2022
@ApNudd ooooh reticulated!
Show threadSon :)))Nov 30, 2022
@ApNudd Nooooooo!