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Bionic Beth

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Deaf/Hard Of Hearing with bilateral cochlear implants. I'll try to put a good word in for you with the future robotic overlords.
Mom of an early elementary school kiddo, so I swear that's my excuse for childish shenanigans, but really I'm just a millennial nerd. I collect Gnomes, tiki mugs, and rubber duckies, and Jurassic Park is my comfort movie.

#Deaf #CochlearImplants #NerdMom #StarWars #LOTR #JurassicPark

Bionic Beth 1d ago

Sitting here listening to Artemis' toilet troubleshooting is the drama I've craved this year.

Bionic Beth Mar 17

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Feral Fury 🏴‍☠️ 🏳️‍🌈 🫂🔞Mar 17

@BionicBeth @TeflonTrout @AncTreat5358

As a fan of the 80s (I'm so old I was there) I embrace all of this. Just don;t talk to me about "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now".

@Black_Flag @BionicBeth @AncTreat5358 Well duh, misery loves company. I'm putting together a chorus line

Bionic Beth Mar 17

Note to self, don't post late night hot takes about 40 year old songs if I don't want to wake up to shenanigans.

But I do. I do want the shenanigans.

Bionic Beth Mar 17

David Gerard Mar 17

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> Remember: The dumbest person you know is being told 'you are absolutely right' by a LLM right now.

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Bionic Beth Mar 17

Double whammy, she also thinks We Built This City by Starship is awful. Backwards nonsense over here, and yes I will die on this hill.

Bionic Beth Mar 17

Today was rough. I learned my daughter is on my husband's side with the opinion that Jump by Van Halen is a great song.

Bionic Beth Mar 17

8: I added cochlear implants to it, in honor of you, Mom!

Me: That's so sweet, kiddo.

Also Me but 12 hours later: Wait, that was a bedazzled punching bag.

Bionic Beth Mar 14

Ω 🌍 Gus Posey Mar 14

I hope the last digit of pi is Rick Astley.

Bionic Beth Mar 14

Best part of playing Pokopia with 8 is getting to chant "Pillage the village" at her as she hoards the destruction of yesteryears.