Bionic Beth

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Deaf/Hard Of Hearing with bilateral cochlear implants. I'll try to put a good word in for you with the future robotic overlords.
Mom of an early elementary school kiddo, so I swear that's my excuse for childish shenanigans, but really I'm just a millennial nerd. I collect Gnomes, tiki mugs, and rubber duckies, and Jurassic Park is my comfort movie.

#Deaf #CochlearImplants #NerdMom #StarWars #LOTR #JurassicPark

Tired: Cutting or shaving your head when dealing with major hair loss.

Wired: Using the lost hairs to craft needle felted accessories.

Okay, I know it exists for cats and I'm a little terrified to Google if it already exists for granola moms dealing with postpartum hair loss. If they'll make jewelry out of breast milk, why stop there?

This damn dog comes over to the side of the porch. Sits. Looks at the spider. Barks. Sets it off. Walks away.

Like Wendy Peffercorn...

Long live spooky season and little witches.
"Indistinguishable from an ordinary American flag to the naked eye" is certainly a choice of words. Pretty sure we've already seen this plot twist recently.
8 is learning slang and the fact that there are many innocent words with euphemisms. I think we're on the highway to the danger zone.
Looking at matching family pajamas for Christmas. Found some cute ski patterns, but they're all missing one key thing:

8: I want to listen to Taylor Swift in the car!

Husband: I'll put on a playlist with Taylor on, but we're not listening to just that.

Me watching him shuffle all liked songs:

So proud that my daughter's victory pose when playing lacrosse totally channels Tusken Raider vibes.

Work: She'll be out on maternity leave, let's try to do this without her before she's gone.

Me with less than a month to go trying to get all the ducks in a row on my way out:

Me channeling certain 2021 vibes as the US continues to rapidly spiral: