Is that a gold goat dick??

I definitely read that as “Tranny”. Meme still works though.

Fuck cars

I ride my bike everywhere. Don’t buy gas, need no license or insurance, can’t be tracked easily, no parking passes, and I can go where the fuck I want.

So I guess your saying don’t pay taxes or else you’re shooting kids in the face?

I heard that if you mix styrofoam into gasoline it becomes very viscous and sticky. It adheres to everything.

God damn that’s a good joke. Well done.

And then one becomes President. Again.

Artificial raspberry flavor is made from beaver anal glands.