Anal probing doesn't seem that bad - Lemmy.ca

That’s not what I mean…. I was just listening to a biologist podcast about tardigrades and learnt we’ve been subjecting them to all the extremes to see what they can tolerate: super-fast speeds, radiation, you name it we’ve done it to them… Think if super-advanced aliens did this to us. Oh. Oh god. ‘How much velocity to squish us?’ ‘How much sound to shake us apart?’ Suddenly anal probing doesn’t seem so bad.